Add equal parts Lucy Ricardo, Linda Richman, and Roger Ebert and you might get something like this:
I'm Lynn. And this is my Blog (a word I destest by the way, but we'll touch on that later). I'm a middle aged wife/mother/writer who (for better or worse - I'll let you decide) has an opinion on EVERYTHING, from existential philosophy to pop culture to haute cuisine. Got a topic? Bring it on. I'm always up for a challenging and robust debate. Think Christopher Hitchens minus the snooty accent and greasy hair.
Stick around. We'll be right back.